One-Liner Wednesday: Curtains, windows, and blinds — oh, my!

Photo by Manu Franco on Unsplash.

TRUE STORY. I SWEAR TO YOU. ↓

I glanced down at the Caller I.D., and accepted the call. “Hey.”

“We’re all going to hell in a hand-basket!”

I hit the mute button on the TV remote and pressed my phone closer to my ear. “Mama, what’s wrong?”

“You need an engraved invitation or something to get what you pay for these days! What is going on?”

“Mom! Just tell me what’s happened.”

“I need to finish refreshing the living room before the holidays, for heavens’ sake. This stupid windows magazine I ordered is nothing but computer crap. Not one curtain, not one set of blinds! What am I supposed to do with that?”

I jerked the phone away from my mouth, so she (hopefully) didn’t hear me choke on a laugh.

Then, I carefully explained the difference between windows and Windows. 🤣😂

Photo by Panos Sakalakis on Unsplash.

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