Picture it — the middle of December, me and the 5-year-old grandson watching the Nick Jr. channel on TV when a commercial about upcoming kid shows appears. Santa Claus is in it. And Santa accidentally (on purpose) lets out a fart.
Not a small one. A huge, rolling, rip-roaring, red-suited fart.
(horrified and in unison) Me: “Oh, no! Santa, noooooo!” The grandson: “Noooo! Not the big chubby guy!”
We were in sync at that moment. Santa was the cause. 🙂
READ: Linda G. Hill, One-Liner Wednesday — In Sync