TRUE STORY. I SWEAR TO YOU. ↓ I glanced down at the Caller I.D., and accepted the call. "Hey." “We’re all going to hell in a hand-basket!” I hit the mute button on the TV remote and pressed my phone closer to my ear. “Mama, what’s wrong?” “You need an engraved invitation or something to… Continue reading One-Liner Wednesday: Curtains, windows, and blinds — oh, my!
Picture it — the middle of December, me and the 5-year-old grandson watching the Nick Jr. channel on TV when a commercial about upcoming kid shows appears. Santa Claus is in it. And Santa accidentally (on purpose) lets out a fart. Not a small one. A huge, rolling, rip-roaring, red-suited fart. (horrified and in unison) Me:… Continue reading One-Liner Wednesday: Santa Cause.