Picture it — the middle of December, me and the 5-year-old grandson watching the Nick Jr. channel on TV when a commercial about upcoming kid shows appears. Santa Claus is in it. And Santa accidentally (on purpose) lets out a fart. Not a small one. A huge, rolling, rip-roaring, red-suited fart. (horrified and in unison) Me:… Continue reading One-Liner Wednesday: Santa Cause.
I was driving my grandson home after dinner out with his great-uncle and great-great-grandfather (my dad, ain't that cool? ^_^ ). It was a calm, quiet drive... when all of a sudden we BOTH opened our mouths and started shouting at the same time and keening like a couple of human sirens. ME (listening to… Continue reading One-Liner Wednesday — Totally in sync, but not on the same page (not even close).
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