One-Liner Wednesday: Curtains, windows, and blinds — oh, my!

TRUE STORY. I SWEAR TO YOU. ↓ I glanced down at the Caller I.D., and accepted the call. "Hey." “We’re all going to hell in a hand-basket!” I hit the mute button on the TV remote and pressed my phone closer to my ear. “Mama, what’s wrong?” “You need an engraved invitation or something to… Continue reading One-Liner Wednesday: Curtains, windows, and blinds — oh, my!

One-Liner Wednesday: Siri(ously)?

THIS IS A TRUE STORY. I swear to you! It happened just last week, when I was driving the six-year-old grandson home from his cheer practice. LJ (in the back seat, on his iPad): Siri, change my nickname. Siri: OK. What do you want me to call you? LJ: Mister Five Nights At Freddie's. Siri:… Continue reading One-Liner Wednesday: Siri(ously)?