One-Liner Wednesday — Give someone a small vacation today.

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I was a young mother in the late 80s, I think, when I noticed pioneer and comedienne Joan for the first time. She was doing a monologue on nighttime TV, and said that the only reason she’d gotten pregnant with Melissa was because her husband Edgar Rosenberg tossed and turned in his sleep.

The studio audience cracked up as she imitated herself trying to “get the job done” during his tossing and turning in bed.

That got a belly laugh out of me, and cemented her in my mind. May she rest in peace.

“Every time you make someone laugh, you’ve given them a small vacation.”

— Joan Rivers

So, on that note… 🙂

“My breasts are so low, now I can have a mammogram and a pedicure at the same time.”

— Joan Rivers

Read: Linda G. Hill, One-Liner Wednesday – Grammar Is Funny Like That

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